January 2012
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I went to dinner with my grandparents tonight and now I’m sitting in a snuggie waiting for the ball drop. I might as well just be 60 years old.
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DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
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I’m pretty positive that 2012 is going to be the best year of my whole entire life! I can only go up from here :) (Just as long as the world doesn’t end…that would ruin my plans.)
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I’m never moving again. I’m just going to sit in this chair for the rest of my life and sleep.
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Why do I feel like Coldplay just tried to throw...
justpretendlove: Oh. Because they kind of did. Know what I’m sayin’? Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate them. On the contrary, I love them most whole-heartedly. But this album disappointed me because I feel like they kind of overdid it. I just enjoy listening to their mellow, older stuff way better. Completely agree.
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Ask me questions! Ask me questions! Ask me questions!
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I just want to smoke weed and cuddle with you right now…
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“Do you fall in love often? Yes often. With a view, with a book, with a dog, a...”
– Jeanette Winterson (via misswallflower)
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A letter to the signs:
Aries: Stop talking so much, no one cares.
Taurus: Stop being so cautious about everything, it's a turn off.
Gemini: Stop acting like you know about everything, you don't.
Cancer: Stop letting people walk all over you, you're more than that.
Leo: Stop craving the attention you know you can't have, it's annoying.
Virgo: Stop being such a homebody, go out and have fun.
Libra: Stop being so indecisive, it's gone on far too long.
Scorpio: Stop being so mean to people that love you the most.
Sagittarius: Stop searching for lover and lover, let them come to you.
Capricorn: Stop working so hard for just one day and learn to forgive.
Aquarius: Stop being so cold towards people's feelings, please.
Pisces: Stop worrying yourself and crying over tiny little things, don't let them see you like that.
omg i love this
Pretty accurate.
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I want the books I ordered from half.com last night to come now! I got 3 books for $13! Ahhh I love reading.
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